Ina Wave by Lelo- Reviewed

By Wicked Wanda's
on April 21, 2016
Ina Wave by Lelo- Reviewed

By: Lilith

                As technology for our phones, TVs and so on get more advanced; obviously our sextoys would as well. I joke with my coworkers that the smartest people in the world work in sextoy development, exactly because of this toy. Revolutionary in its movements, classic and classy in its design and made to bring you to g-spot heaven, the Ina Wave is amazing.

                For any toy connoisseurs out there, you already know the brand Lelo for their high-quality, trust-worthy toys. Lelo is a brand you invest in and I honestly am never disappointed. All of their toys come with a year warranty, are water-proof, rechargeable and made with really fantastic material whether it is silky smooth silicone or resilient plastic.  Their toys are made to fulfill a purpose and are shaped to get the job done rather than forcing the body to take a toy angled strangely or not angled at all; their toys fit the body’s natural anatomy. They are also quite versatile and can be used on multiple partners, with different anatomies.

                The Ina Wave is no exception to the rule of quality with Lelo products! Beautifully shaped from bottom to top, this toy is meant to be g-spot gold with its bulbous insertable head that not only help you find your g-spot put stimulates it wonderfully. It also has a great little head to stimulate the clitoris at the same time—basically a classier and stronger Jack Rabbit toy. I’m a silicone girl at heart so this toy rocks my world on that front as I’m not a big fan of jelly material and plastic is not my top pick.Treat Begin to explore yourself, your body, your senses. Listen to your body, guide your hands. This toy packs quite the punch too with 10 different settings including pulsating, building and choosing to turn off either the rabbit head on top or the wave motion for the other head. Of course, what really makes this toy unique is the wave motion, which just makes my wiggly bits dance with joy. With a come-hither motion, the wave function gently massages the g-spot just like (or even better) than fingers can. A neat feature I found when trying it out was that you can put the toy in the right positon and it will stay in and do its thing—a hands-free toy!

                Another pleasant surprise was its water-proof feature. With an opening in the bottle to recharge the toy, I assumed that this was just another company saying their toy was water-proof but really just meaning shower-proof: cannot be submerged. This toy absolutely can be submerged with intensely pleasurable results! The toys for all Lelo products have a kind of chamber which blocks the water from accessing any of the mechanics of the toy. I was also really surprised at how quiet the toy was both in water and not. Of course, I don’t expect anyone trying this fella to be quiet, but the toy is. It also recharges super-fast, within 2 hours you can get a full charge.

                Now for the downsides… I found I had to position the rabbit head manually to be on the clit where I liked it rather than the default position working for me. Now I have to admit, this is the firTease: Let your anticipation build. Imagine teasing and spoiling yourself, how good it will feel.st toy for me which was penetrative and clitoral stimulation at the same time, so it took some getting used too. I find a lot of people including myself, expect toys to just work without any practice, instructions or god-forbid the user manual. I found that it took some time to get used to the stimulation and really find what worked for me. In the bathtub was definitely a great discovery. I’m also very used to powerful toys like the Hitachi Magic Wand (rechargeable) which made the Ina Wave seem less powerful regardless that as compared to most toys on the market, it is strong. It’s just hard to beat the Hitachi’s power—partially because of the sheer size of it compared to the Ina Wave; the Ina Wave though didn’t tire out my arm!

Overall, this toy is pretty amazing and I would recommend it for anyThrill: Slow it down, speed it up, until your body shakes and your climax overwhelms you.one. While I am female-bodied and this toy is marketed towards women, I think it could also be a very interesting prostate toy for men with the come-hither motion being earth-shattering for him. This however, I haven’t gotten to try but from my experience with prostate


toys and men, I think it would work. Give this toy a try and you’ll experience one (likely way more than one) hell of an orgasm! While this toy is quite the investment at $289.99 + taxes at regular price, it is well worth it!

 

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Hitachi Magic Wand- Rechargeable Review

By Wicked Wanda's
on January 14, 2016
Hitachi Magic Wand- Rechargeable Review

By: Lilith

Let’s be honest, I’ve had a lot of sex toys for a variety of purposes. Since I work in a sex store the temptations to get a new one gets me almost every week. Yet this bad boy has been my go-to since I got it during the fall because of its amazing power that is almost totally unique to the Hitachi Magic Wand. My personal massager and romantic partner at this point gives me options, doesn’t tie me down with cords and rumbles so sweet! This is my honest review of the Hitachi Magic Wand- the Rechargeable version.

I have more often than not been a small bullet clit kinda girl. You can check out my glowing review for the We-Vibe Touch. But even the best bullet vibe can’t compete power-wise the larger Magic Wand. More of a rumble power than a buzzing, you feel the vibrations all over your wiggly bits rather than directly onto the clit. The great thing about this new Hitachi version is the soft silicone head rather than the harder rubber one the original features. Just make sure that you are careful not to use silicone lubricant or toys with the wand because it will damage the silicone head. Another upgrade is the amount of settings for the rechargeable. The original has only two settings: really fracking powerful and super powerful, whereas the rechargeable has 4 constant settings going up in power and 4 pulsating settings. You don’t even have to move at all with the pulsating; the toy does all of the work. The range of settings makes this toy much more multi-purpose as both a sextoy and a massager. While the uber-strong settings of the original is great for shoulders, and back massage it can be very overpowering on the sensitive clit. Having the option to build up to the strongest setting makes for a much more comfortable and enjoyable sexual experience that more people can appreciate- alas not everyone is a power-groupie.

Rechargeable products are by and far better than battery operated ones and ones which plug into the wall because they last longer, are generally stronger and cords wear-down no matter the quality. Nothing is more sad then having your favorite toy break-down after a few years because of the cord. With the rechargeable you don’t have to worry about that or about needing an extension cord to be able to reach yourself or a partner. Here are some of the stats:

  • Rechargeable lithium-ion batteries (7.2V/2250mAh)
  • 4 power intensities. (Low – 2,700rpms, Medium – 3,800rpms, High – 5,400rpms, Ultra – 6,300rpms)
  • 4 vibration patterns
  • 20 minutes of use with automatic shut off feature which will preserve battery life and charge.  This device has a 3 hour run time on a full charge.
  • 13 inches long
  • 1-year manufacturer’s warranty

This baby is amazingly powerful. But for sex toy lovers you may be thinking… but what about penetration. Well the top of the wand cannot be used to penetrate but the attachments that have been made for the original will fit this version as well. There is so many attachments on the market so make sure to double check that it is compatible with Hitachi Magic Wands and not some knockoffs. I personally really liked the g-spot attachment. The only problem with the attachments is that they are hard to get on and off of the head of the toy. Try lubing up the toy before putting on the attachment to make it easier and make sure to always take it off after you are done using it to make your toy lasts as long as possible. If you are one for really deep and hard penetration then this toy might not be great because the neck is a little fragile. I’ve not broken it yet but I’ve felt like I was going to while using it.

Now I’ve written about this toy from a very female perspective but don’t think this is limited to female bodies- everyone can enjoy this toy. If you have male genitalia then try the wand underneath on the perineum or even lightly on the balls to get an interesting reaction! You can also try this toy with external and internal anal play. Make sure to use proper lube for anal play that won’t dry out on you but go to town. You can clean the head with soap and water but be careful not to get the toy too wet as you can damage the electrical inside. I might just stick with a toy cleaner because then you can control where everything goes. And remember that this product is a massager so try it on your shoulders, back, neck and anywhere else that needs some loosening up.

Of course, with every toy there are some downsides. The toy is fairly heavy for a hand-held vibrator so it might not be a long session for playing- that said the power of this thing is bound to make your climax happen quickly. I also get nervous about the neck of the toy breaking if I use too much pressure on the head or go too hard with an attachment. I wish it were a solid toy instead of with a strange neck. While attachments can be fun, it is a pain in the ass to get them on and off of this guy. So much so that I usually avoid using an attachment because it’s not worth it for me. Lastly, the toy is also not water-proof at all. If you happen to have a lot of personal lubrication from squirting or whatnot – make sure to put a condom on the toy to protect it from liquid damage.

Even with the downsides, I absolutely love this toy. It is my go-to vibrator and I adore experimenting with it. While the price might be steep for some at $190.99 in store, it is an investment you won’t regret because this bad boy will last you for years. This company is well known for a reason. We have been waiting for a rechargeable version of the original for years. The Original has been the most powerful hand-held vibrator for 30 years and now they’ve gotten better! I love mine and I know you will love yours.

By: Lilith

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Booty Call: Booty Blaster Review

By Madelaine Dorion
on January 14, 2016
Booty Call: Booty Blaster Review

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By: Nyx

Confession time: I like my butt. I like its shape, its feel, the way it looks in jeans and sexy underwear. I like when people touch it, squeeze it, spank it, you name it. It then goes without saying that I'm an anal connoisseur, right? Wrong.

The only time I've ever had anal sex was over ten years ago, and it went about as well as you can imagine when my sexual partner decided to switch from vaginal sex to anal without preparing me, or so much as telling me. For any poor delusional souls out there who think this is a good idea, or thinks that vaginal secretions are sufficient lubrication to achieve this: IT IS NOT. DON'T DO IT. JUST DON'T.

Suffice it to say, I have been a bit reluctant to repeat the experience of sticking things up my heiny. But curiosity got the best of me and I decided to try again, and do it right this time. I read and researched as much as I could, and then, emboldened by how pleasurable it appeared to be for some people, I went for it.

I don't know about you, but when I think about rectums, I think about poop. It's just science. So of course, most of my search history concerning anal sex reads like a toddler's dinnertime conversation. "If you put something in there, will there be poop on it? Does it smell funny? What do you do if there's poop on your toy? How do you get your toys rid of poo smell? Is it necessary to burn them? Will I ever be clean again if I touch poop with my bare hands?" Poop. Poop, poop, POOP.

So of course, to begin this journey in the most sanitary way possible, I decided to start with an anal douche. I looked on the Wicked Wanda's website for the least intimidating one, then went in-store to purchase it. It was sold out. The only one in stock that day was the Booty Call Booty Blaster by California Exotic Novelties. Despite its claim to being a "body-safe, hygienically superior cleaning system", I was a bit put off by the size. I would not be deterred from my quest, however, so I soldiered on.

It stayed in the package, in the bag, in the least visible corner of my room, for almost two weeks. I was not so much ignoring it as finding reasons not to use it. My roommates were home. I'd had something weird to eat that day. I wasn't in the mood. I was too tired. Every drawer in the house suddenly needed urgent reorganizing. But duty (doodie, ha!) called, and I sacrificed myself for the greater good to bring you this review.

It's great. Honestly. It is made of two pieces that easily come apart for filling with lukewarm water and then thorough washing. The comma shape gives a nice reaching advantage when you're squatting over the toilet (graceful, I know). I used lube, so much lube, took a few breaths, relaxed, and the tip of the spout ever so gently glided into place. The long "neck" gives the option of inserting as much or as little as you want, so I gave it a few gos, varying in depths as I went. Three times was a charm, and aside from some very unattractive noises and a bit of water splashing on the toilet seat, it was easy as pie and more importantly, completely painless. No discomfort even for a total newbie, no fuss, no mess, and super easy to clean. Made of silicone so you can clean it with soap and water. It went so well I even went ahead and tried out Phase One of an anal starter kit! I thought it would be a shame to waste a freshly douched tushie, and was feeling this "new experiences" thing. Turns out, it's no biggie. I even waxed my mustache while wearing a butt plug. I lead a charmed life, clearly.

Final verdict: it's honestly, seriously, totally, completely NOT a big deal. Don't let its appearance fool you, the Booty Blaster is as great for pristine, virginal behinds as it is for ones who've seen their share of rodeos. It's super easy to use, a great price point for a silicone toy, and if you're looking to add butt stuff to your sex life, pretty much a necessity. I'd go so far as to say that I'm glad I purchased this one, because I'd probably would have had to upgrade from a smaller pear-like one with a shorter nozzle somewhere down the line. Bottoms up!

 By: Nyx

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The Magic Banana Reviewed

By Wicked Wanda's
on January 09, 2016
The Magic Banana Reviewed

By: Titania J

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The Magic Banana. On first look it seems like the furthest thing away from a sex toy or Kegel training device, more like a bike lock or a miniature version of a Pilates band. But a sex toy and Kegel training device is what it is; coined a self-exploration tool by its designer and creator, yoga educator, Janeson Rayne.

Designed in Canada and manufactured in the UK this product is manufactured ethically with 100% body-safe, medical grade components and materials. Thirty years of research went in to creating this sexual exploration tool. The banana has been designed and crafted to conform to the inner contours of a woman's body, which, probably like me you assumed to be shaped similar to a phallic mold. In which case, why is the banana shaped like a bike lock? Well, as it turns out, the inner workings of a woman are more similarly shaped to a cul-de-sac, hence the shape of this multi-functional toy. Which kind of makes you think... who's been designing these phallic shaped objects supposedly manufactured for a woman's pleasure?? Men?? The banana is attempting to break the mould when it comes to women's sex toys and genital well-being, designed by a woman for women, with the ability not only to provide sexual satisfaction and g-spot exploration but also develop and/or rehabilitate Kegel and pelvic floor muscles.

So how exactly does one use an object that looks similar to a bike lock as a sexual exploration tool?

Begin with the banana in a concave, smiling direction with the tip facing up towards the belly button. Using the black end as a handle, gently squeeze the loop together before inserting. A water-based lubricant is recommended to aid with insertion and for cleaning afterwards a simple combination of gentle soap and warm water or a basic toy cleaner will work.

So my first interaction with the banana was to attempt to use the tool for Kegel exercising. Developing Kegel muscles can have an astonishing effect on a woman's sexual well-being, helping in preparation for and in the recovery of child birth, the release of lower back pain and in the recovery from and prevention of incontinence as well as the improvement of orgasms. The Magic Banana can be used in two separate ways to develop Kegel muscles – automatic and non-automatic. For women with lesser pelvic floor and Kegel strength and/or less experience with Kegel exercising I would recommend starting with automatic Kegels: start by inserting the banana as explained above and slowly move the banana in an in-out motion. As you move the banana in this motion the band will automatically push out onto the inner wall of your vagina facilitating automatic muscle contraction and release. In time you will learn how to manÒuvre these automatic contractions into purposeful ones. The non-automatic Kegels are slightly harder to master, but I implore you to commit some time to getting a hang on them: insert the banana and use your lower abs and Kegel strength to squeeze and release without holding onto the banana. As you contract the muscles against the band you will notice the band move inward and as you release the band will automatically expand inching its way outward and in reaction your body will feel the need to contract once again, forming a rhythm. As you get more skilled at this (and trust me it is a skill) you can start to work on the wider parts of the loop.

As you can guess, moving an object shaped to fit your inner self in a sexual rhythm does indeed come with perks other than muscular strengthening and does provide a certain degree of bonus pleasure – much more than expected from such an oddly shaped toy. The smiling orientation of the banana provides the perfect shape for g-spot exploration. And girls, for any of you out there struggling with g-spot orgasms this toy is for you! The g-spot is located about two inches inside the vagina and using the banana in a smiling direction facing up towards your belly button, learn to explore the rhythms and motions that you enjoy and your g-spot reacts to. And, for a handy tip, try using it with some clitoral stimulation like a bullet vibe – I promise you an orgasm like no other!

Using the Magic Banana with a bullet vibe, for a body shaking g-spot orgasm, after doing my Kegels, is my favorite way to use the toy and puts a happy ending onto my lazy girl work out. Personally I've never been so motivated to orgasss... mmm, I mean do my Kegels. At first, you'll feel like you've done a full lower abdominal work out the day after. The banana seems to have a knack of taking the guess work out of Kegel exercising, prompting automatic isolation of the muscles. In fact the banana is so good at developing Kegel strength that it has proved extremely effective in reversing female incontinence and as I cannot stress enough, giving women the ability to achieve full g-spot orgasms!

Overall, I'm completely sold on the very magic banana and I'm not the only one, it seems that this magical little tool is growing and growing in popularity, achieving publicity and endorsements from Glamour and Shape magazine and both Ricki Lake and even Oprah (which of course means it's going to be an instant hit). The only down side to the toy, other than the lack of a case or fruit basket to keep it in, seems to be the time it takes to get used to a toy so alien looking. But trust me girls, it is so worth it! I promise! And if I've learnt anything from testing this product it is that not every girl needs a someone, but every girl needs a Magic Banana.

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Titania J

Review- Jack Rabbit

By Wicked Wanda's
on January 09, 2016
Review- Jack Rabbit

By: Titania J

As every other girl, I had heard of the iconic Rabbit vibrator but, due to a lack of willingness to part with what seemed like a moderate to large cash sum on a toy design I was slightly unconvinced of, I had never had the opportunity to see what all the 'buzz' was about... until now.

The Rabbit vibrator (along with his since extinct friends the beaver, kangaroo and turtle) was brought into production in 1983 in Japan and avoided strict anti-sex-toy-production laws with its friendly, colourful animal designs. It originated and was introduced into the market using the concept of dual-action pleasure, along with the revolutionary internal rotating pearls ensured extremely strong initial sales of the toy. This continued to skyrocket after the progressive incorporation of the battery pack within the base of the toy rather than an as attached entity.

However, it wasn't until 1998, when the Rabbit met and became an object of obsession for famous Sex in the City character Charlotte that the toy became the icon it is today. After its TV debut the Rabbit became, to women all over the globe, as coveted as Carrie's Manolos. The celebrity adoration and endorsement continued with Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria mentioning her love of the product and Oprah calling the product the Rolls Royce of Sex Toys. Like anything the famous Oprah endorses, the Rabbit was ensured status and success worldwide. This consistent publicity of the toy design has created an influx of copycat Rabbits and other dual action vibrators as the industry has continuously tried to capitalize on demand and celebrity endorsement. As a consequence, since the products initial production the types and models of the toy have multiplied, well, like rabbits.

For my first experience I decided to try out one of the Jack Rabbit versions from California Exotics; the petite thrusting model. The vibe was cute, glittery and I found the petite version to be slightly less intimidating for my first Rabbit, plus I admit to being somewhat intrigued by the thrusting function.

This specific model offers ten functions of vibration, pulsation and escalation (for clitoral stimulation) and four patterns of synchronizing rotating and thrusting action (for the main shaft). For any of you out there trying this for the first time, I applaud/urge you to familiarize yourself with the various functions and instructions before trying out the toy. A rookie error I made, which lead to a lot of stopping and starting, not really what you want when attempting to have a pleasurable experience.

This particular product is waterproof which means the vibe is usable in the shower and allows easy cleaning. The Jack Rabbit is made from the soft jelly like material TPR which means either a toy cleaner or a gentle combination of water and soap can be used to clean it. It is latex free, hypoallergenic and non-toxic; however, the material can be slightly porous so it is advisable to use the vibe with a lubricant, advisably water-based, as silicone lubricants can be difficult to wash off the absorptive material.

California Exotics claims this specific Rabbit to be 'petite,' although that is not exactly the description I would give to the vibe being 9.4 inches in length (4.5 of which is insertable) and with a 4.5 inch circumference. For me it was just the right size for a vibrator and the near realistic feeling of the thrusting action with the added benefit of the rotating beads were, well, orgasmic- that is without taking into account the ears that gives the Rabbit its namesake. Before use, I thought the ears of the Rabbit clitoral stimulator seemed flimsy and was unconvinced to their pleasuring ability.... boy was I wrong! The rabbit nestles itself right into the clitoral area perfectly and the vibrations travel down the ears of the clitoral stimulator delectably. This second dimension to the vibrator certainly earns the hype the toy has created over the years.

Overall, I was extremely well 'satisfied' with this version of the Jack Rabbit. The rotating pearls and clitoral stimulation, along with the thrusting action of this toy, are comparable to adding bells and whistles to real penetrative sex. In my eyes, well worth the slightly higher price tag that's comparable to more basic vibes. And honestly, I think the company has to keep its prices up on such products to ensure men don't completely become obsolete. As a total Sex in the City girl, I can now understand Charlotte's fixation with her first Rabbit and to quote Miranda- the original Rabbit publicist, "It's not my first vibrator, it is the ultimate vibrator. And I think I'm in love."

Note: For those of you out there worried about the noise level of your vibrator the multi-functionality of the vibe does carry with it some sound. However, behind closed doors the sound of the toy is non-detectable. And if you’re still slightly paranoid, you can always go test out the waterproof capacity of the toy in your shower. Have fun.

Titania J

Review - Tango by WeVibe™

By Wicked Wanda's
on January 07, 2016
Review - Tango by WeVibe™

By: Fawn

Petite, pretty and powerful. Tango by We-Vibe™ is a discreet mini-vibrator that proves good things do come in small packages. Small yet mighty, Tango delivers deep, rumbling vibrations right where you want them.

Tango by We-Vibe™

 

The most powerful mini-vibe? I’m here to find out!

Tango by We-Vibe™ Highlighted Features:

- Small, discreet, compact

- Take powerful pleasure anywhere

- Tapered tip offers pinpoint focus where you want it, while the flat edge can be used for a more generic all-over massage.Order through Wicked Wanda's Today!

- Can be used on its own or attached to your favourite vibe-compatible product!

 

My Newest Bedroom And Travel Essential

Every woman has GOT to have her go-to mini vibe, whether it be the ones shaped as lipsticks that you can keep in your purse, or the classic mini-egg vibes that you keep in the nearest drawer to your bed. The one downfall is this: How many of these have you owned so far? I bet many. Although practical and versatile, most of them don’t last very long. The Tango by We-Vibe™ is a game changer. Available in pink or blue for $99.00 from Wicked Wanda’s, you get a one-year warrantee included; this li’l dude is definitely worth the investment. Not only is it THE most powerful mini vibe I’ve encountered so far, it’s also quiet, rechargeable AND waterproof.

 

With summer here, i’ve been traveling a lot, especially by plane to visit some family. This lil buddy has been so discreet and loyal to my needs, which I admit, are usually put on the side burner during travel time. I often travel by plane with only a carry on and i’ll admit, I leave my dildos at home out of fear of having my personal items inspected publicly at the airport security checkpoint. The Tango was brought through 3 different airports without any questioning! It’s also extremely quiet for the amount of power it offers, which is great if you’re living with roommates or simply wanting discretion.

 

The tapered tip is awesome because it allows you to vary from general massage to very pinpointed vibrations.

 

By comparing it to the classic vibrating eggs, there are just so many features that makes the WeVibe Tango a gazillion times better. For one, there are a variety of vibration strengths and patterns for different moods and preferences. The button at the base is easy to push and allows you to find the perfect setting and intensity. It also frees you of the wired controller that came with the classic egg vibe. YAY! Oh, and did I mention it’s 100% waterproof?

Downsides

Proof that nothing is perfect. This lil champion has a downside. It’s not horrible, but it can be pretty embarrassing under certain circumstances. Being waterproof, my first Tango experience in the shower was interrupted when I dropped it onto my bath’s porcelain bottom. Not only did it go from extremely quiet to VERY LOUD, it took off on me and bounced around everywhere, which to most would probably look pretty hilarious, almost cartoon-like. However, if you have people in the next room, this would definitely require some explanation upon exiting the bathroom. My suggestion? Avoid having soapy hands and perhaps opt for a bath instead of a stand-up shower.

 

The other downside would be the very wobbly magnetic adapter that attaches to the toy itself and connects it to the USB cable. The magnet itself could be stronger, therefore it can easily disconnect. Try charging it on a high shelf.

 

 “The most powerful mini-vibe” ?

Hands down. YES. Yes yes and ooooh… yes.. Seriously. Trust me on this one. You will not be disappointed.

Fawn

 

You can also buy the Tango with the most powerful couples toy the WeVibe 4 Plus! The Passionate Play Kit is a fantastic value! $219.00 + taxes In Store only!

Review- Touch by WeVibe™

By Wicked Wanda's
on January 03, 2016
Review- Touch by WeVibe™

By: Lilith

Power, precision and a pretty toy are exactly what you are in for when trying out WeVibe’s Touch. This little purple vibrator is top of the line quality because of its classy size and shape, quietness and wiggly bit’s approved power. WeVibe is a Ottawa founded company that has gain world renown for their couple’s toy but for solo play they also bring high quality finesse to their rechargeable beasts.

My first impressions were largely based off of the name brand itself. Through my experience as a sexstore employee the age-old saying that “you get what you pay for” is glaringly true. While there are many good vibrators out there that are cheaper, the likelihood they will last and have the desired amount of power is a tossup. Once you get in the habit of buying a new vibrator every 6 months to a year, it gets expensive real fast with the cheap toys. Once I found out how much I enjoyed vibrations for clit play, the obvious choice was to upgrade as soon as possible to a toy that will last. A big part of long-lasting toys is also what kind of battery they take. Frankly, if your toy takes weird batteries or god-forbid watch batteries, throw and run away quickly. Watch batteries are the devil when it comes to sex toys and frankly the cost of batteries and the amount that they leak into your toys is not worth sticking to them. We usually recommend getting into the habit of taking out your batteries from vibrators between uses to help avoid battery leakage into your toy. Rechargeable is the way to go now with sex toys. That is why I like the Touch so much because it is USB rechargeable and thus never having to worry about batteries. You get about two hours of play from a single charge that takes about 90 minutes to fill up full and the toy flashes an orange light when the battery is low.

I’m also a huge fan of silicone toys and especially high-grade silicone because it is silky-soft and cuts down on the noise of the toy. Toys like the Touch are also fantastic for cleaning because simply soap and water works well or toy cleaner if you already have some. Furthermore, the Touch is waterproof, and very enjoyable in the shower. Of course, silicone is great but what about power? This little guy is mind-blowing powerful. With 8 different speeds including pulsating, you can pick your favorites and what’s better is that whatever setting you turned it off on (presumably your favorite one) when you go to use it again, it is still on that setting. No clicking through to find your tried and true favorite. While the power levels can be soft to start the buildup, when you are ready for real vibration that rocks your socks off the Touch abides.

The shape of the Touch is also unique but incredibly smart as it curves to your hand whether for solo play or with a partner. It also isn’t too big to get in the way of enjoying other activities down-below. Furthermore, because of its great pointed end, the vibrations go directly onto the clit rather than all around. Having that focused power allows for longer play and more intense clit orgasms. This is why bullet vibrators are so popular because they are simple and straight to the point.

Overall this toy is fantastic and I would recommend it for every womyn. At the cost of $129.00 + taxes, it is affordable for a rechargeable toy with a 1 year warranty and panty dropping power. While this toy is amazing for many reasons there are of course downsides like any toy. Largely my beef with this toy is about the way it charges. While rechargeable is amazing, it is not very common to see people recharging their toys on their computer desk and that is what you have to do unless you have an adapter. Touch is USB rechargeable but does not come with a wall plug adapter. That said, it is very easy to get an adapter at the dollar store. I actually use my Iphone charging adapter so the problem is fairly easily solved. My only other criticism of this toy is that the charging prongs that are magnetized to attach to the toy is not very strong so it is easy for the cord to be knocked off and the charging to stop. Definitely want to keep it out-of-the-way as it charges to make sure the cord stays in place.

Otherwise, this toy is absolutely amazing and I would recommend it for anyone who enjoys clit vibrations. This is not a penetrative toy because of its shape and small size. Try this toy out today, come by Wicked Wanda’s to talk to our knowledgeable staff and to see if the Touch can be your new best friend.

 

Lilith

 

Review - SUTIL by Hathor - Best Lube Ever?

By Wicked Wanda's
on January 03, 2016
Review - SUTIL by Hathor - Best Lube Ever?

By: Lilith

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There is a small but strong cultural idea that if one needs lube during sex, then someone (often the woman) is doing it wrong. Of course that is only from the heterosexual perspective but even as I work in a sex store, I still encounter people who think lube is only for when you need help. Yet, on the flipside, we sell lube like it is going out of fashion. What have some people discovered that others have not? Well I’m not one of those people who believe lube is only for those who need it, but I don’t often use it. Through my time as a sex store cleric, you grow to know the different lubricants, their purposes; texture, smell and you tend to find one that you love the most. For me that is the SUTIL Lube by Hathor.

“Hathor is the feminine principal of health, beauty, sensuality, love... eroticism. It is all the same to us. We believe that sex plays an important role in health and well-being. The Products that you purchase for sex should be as natural and healing as your facial products... and having aphrodisiacs in your facial products can only enhance your day!”

Melta Swift

I can’t rant and rave enough about this lubricant because it hits me in all the good places: pleasurable, long-lasting, eco-friendly and Canadian. The Hathor brand was created in 1989 by Melta Swift and Nathanda Swift in Vancouver; they had specialized in plant aphrodisiacs in spa treatment products and then moved to the erotic industry with their Hathor lubricants. All of their product-line is chemical, paraben, glycerin free with botanical eco-certified ingredients. You ask what does eco-certified mean?

 

The Eco-cert standard

"The use of ingredients derived from renewable resources, manufactured by environmentally friendly processes." Eco-cert therefore checks: The absence of GMO, parabens, phenoxyethanol, nanoparticles, silicon, PEG, synthetic perfumes and dyes, animal-derived ingredients (unless naturally produced by them: milk, honey, etc.) and the biodegradable or recyclable nature of packaging.”

Finding an eco-friendly and Canadian brand of lube is amazing and it helps that the lube itself is absolutely fantastic. SUTIL (pronounced subtle) is the newest of their products to come out and what makes it distinct is that it feels like silicone but is water-based. When shopping for lube, generally I recommend going with water-based because it is totally safe with toys and doesn’t stain like silicone can. That said many people find that water-based runs dry fairly quickly which can be a pain. Those looking for long-last lubricants (especially for anal) tend to go towards silicone-based lubes because they are thicker and generally longer-lasting. Yet, a lot of the good toys we get today are made with silicone, and silicone toys and lube do not play nice with each other, or more accurately, they place too nice and start to melt into each other. Like I’ve said before, a cute metaphor but bad for your toys and pocketbook. That is why I like SUTIL so much because it is totally safe with all toys and it is actually thick like advertised.

An application that I hadn’t thought of but discovered with the SUTIL lube was the pleasure of waiting. While lube can be wonderful to get the party going with a bang, what it can also do is build-up to THE BANG. For some, friction is what makes masturbation or foreplay with a partner result in an orgasm. I discovered with SUTIL that you have to enjoy the smoothness of the lube and really get the engines roaring before you can start to feel real friction with a toy or whatnot. That means that when finally ready to orgasm it is bigger and better because it wasn’t rushed. You can also use SUTIL for sensual touching on erroneous zones and it is absolutely fantastic for anal play!

I don’t have a lot of criticisms for this product and the criticisms I do have are more from a customer with a small pocketbook then the actual product itself. This lube is expensive when looking at the other options for lube. It is $24.99 for a 4oz/ 120ml bottle and does not come readily available in other sizes. There is no small tester bottle you can take home. That said the price is fairly understandable when you consider that the product is Canadian made and eco-friendly with really fine ingredients. When compared to other silicone-based lubes which range around $20.00 for the same amount, the price is pretty fair for the product received. Did I mention the bottle is 100% biodegradable?

I absolutely love this product for all kinds of sexual playing and with no real taste, there is nothing stopping you from enjoying all of your sexy times with SUTIL. This product makes my wiggly bits and my socially-conscious self very happy and I highly recommend everyone to try Hathor and specifically the SUTIL lubricant.

Lilith

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Review - Wetå¨ Nuru™ - Massage Gel Kit

By Wicked Wanda's
on January 03, 2016
Review - Wetå¨ Nuru™ - Massage Gel Kit

By: Jaime Ava Jones

Get your Nuru on!

I was quite confused when I first heard of Nuru, which was a couple of years ago. I thought to myself, was this a company name that made a massage product, or was it the name of the massage product itself? From what I could tell I wasn’t the only one that was confused. I finally got an opportunity to try it out, and after some extensive research, I got some clarification about this Nuru business.

First thing's first, what does the word Nuru even mean? It means SLIPPERY in Japanese. This is what WETå¨ has to say about their Nuru -

Nuru is a style of massage that originated in Japan. It is a sensual massage between partners using full body contact to relax the body and stimulate mutual sexual appetite. The massage is done with both partners fully nude, using a thick, ultra-slippery massage gel.

I also need to clarify that NURU Massage Gel is not exclusive to Wetå¨; other manufactures make this kind of massage gel as well, here are few:

 

            Mr Nori's Magic Gel - Nuru Massage Gel

            Premium Nurux Massage Gel – Platinum

            Siren Nuru Massage Gel

 

Keep in mind this review is coming from someone who works in massage bodywork. One technique I use when doing erotic/sensual massage is the body-on-body/body part slides; for example, the Bum or Pussy slide. I see Nuru not so much a style of massage, but instead I see Nuru as the massage product itself (a massage gel). Throughout my review when I say Nuru I am referring to the massage gel. This body-on-body/body parts technique can be done with other types of massage products, for example, massage gel lotions, massage oils and even certain creams and lotions, it all depends on the consistency of a product, the formula.

What makes Nuru stand out from other massage products I have come across is the following: it’s clear, odorless, non-staining, and it’s also easy to clean up. It does have a thick and slimy feel to it which may sound off-putting to some, but in this case it’s not a bad thing- it’s a SEXY SLIMY FEEL! In addition, since some have sensitive skin and even allergies and some do not appreciate scented products, Nuru is fantastic.

 

What Comes in this Erotic Massage Kit

One bottle of Wetå¨ Nuru™ CONCENTRATED Massage Gel - 8.8oz/250g

Nuru is a pure water-based gel made of moisturizing aloe vera, seaweed, and grapeseed extracts with a soothing chamomile flower extract.

Here is the full list of ingredients- Concentrated: Water (Aqua), Glycerin, Pentylene Glycol, Porphyra Umbilicalis (Sea Weed) Extract, PEG-90M, Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract, Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Extract, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Phenoxyethanol, Citric Acid.

Wetå¨ Nuru™ makes two formulas: a Concentrated formula (can be diluted with water) and an Original formula- no dilution required. They say this bottle of 8.8oz will give you two massage sessions and the Original bottle of 8.8oz will only give you one massage session.

To dilute you simply put one part water (warm, hot, cool, or cold) and one part of the gel. You can apply the gel directly on your partner and yourself, or you can put some on the plastic massage sheet if you want.

The WETå¨NURU™ is for external use only, but other companies say that it is edible and can be used as a personal lubricant. There is no expiry date on the bottle itself but I did find one on the box.

 

One instructional video

I would say overall it is a very well made and informative instructional video, (a little on the cheesy side) it takes you through the preparation steps prior to the massage, and explains the preparation of the Nuru Massage Gel covering both formulas. The models also demonstrate a very basic sensual massage sequence, which is great for those who are new to sensual massage. The instructions are on the back of box with pretty pictures of the massage sequence that you see in the video. The link on the box doesn’t work but the link on the bottle takes you directly to the Wetå¨ Nuru™ - BODY–ON–BODY - Premium Massage Gel - Erotic massage kit – website Page.

One Wetå¨ Nuru™ Massage Sheet (fits a king size bed)

This sheet is easy to clean; all you need is a cloth and warm water. You can also use an air mattress if you do not want to massage on your bed or the floor. Some of the other companies do sell a Nuru Massage Gel air mattress but this company only makes the Plastic Nuru Massage Sheet. I think I would have preferred using an air mattress or a fitted plastic sheet because this way it stays in place.

 

How did I use this product?

Non -Diluted 

I put the bottle in a bowl of hot water and used it directly from the bottle and it did not take long to warm up, which is awesome. Nuru is a great way to awaken ones erogenous zones and get the sexy juices flowing. I had to apply it more than once but I did not mind because it gave me more friction, (became less slippery, somewhat sticky) which is good because I could apply more pressure which can be sexy and sensual as well. But I am very curious to see what the original formula would feel like.

 

Diluted

I mixed the product in a bowl of water (I used warm water), very different- much more slippery, slimy and it definitely lasted longer. As I massaged, it did get less slimy and felt somewhat sticky- but not in a bad way. What did my model have to say? “Wow this feels great, NICE! It’s a little sticky but feels goooooood…”. After the massage was complete, the sticky feeling did not last long and it did leave the skin feeling very soft. I felt no residue at all, and I did check in with my model as well a few hours later, and he had no complaints about his skin. He felt great. Once again, everybody is different, so skin types vary person to person, but just give a try, you have nothing to lose, just do the Nuru!

Overall this product can be quite versatile, and I think those who work in massage would enjoy working with it and would find it beneficial! I did and would definitely use this product on my clients. You can play with the consistency of it and make it to your liking, all depending on what you are looking to accomplish. So many possibilities!

Did this Massage kit make my SEXY AND KINKY LIST? YES!

Nuru Massage Gel has caught my attention and I will continue my research and experimentation. I always say one must Explore, Experiment, and Expand in life and that is what I shall do with Nuru. Until next time, Keep fit and Keep it Kinky folks!

 

Sincerely,

Jaime Ava Jones

For more on Nuru- http://embracemassageuk.com/nuru-massage/

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Review: Magic Banana

By Wicked Wanda's
on January 03, 2016
Review: Magic Banana

By: Jasmine Aziz

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It’s January. Turn on the television, look at your Facebook feed or scroll through Twitter and you will be bombarded by ads promising weight loss. As I sit and stare at the button on my pants that looks like it is straining to break free from its thread and shoot across the room, I think to myself, “Gee, I best get back to the gym too”.

But let me offer this suggestion for exercise while others are commending the benefits of strength training, yoga and Pilates: Kegel muscle exercises. All you need for this is one “Magic Banana” and the desire to improve the pelvic floor of your vagina. Why, you might ask, would you want to do strength training for these muscles? Well, because as a woman there is a chance that after having a baby or just simply by virtue of your body getting older, these muscles become relaxed and loose needing toning. One minute you’re laughing at something, the next thing you’re peeing at the same time and trust me – it isn’t that funny.

If you’re wondering how to isolate the muscle, the next time you pee (er, urinate), stop the flow a few seconds in, start again, then stop. Your neighbour in the next stall might think you have bladder issues or are waiting for them to leave before you unleash your 7-11 slushie, but that will give you an idea of what the muscle feels like when it is contracting.

You can choose to do these contractions just about anywhere – at a bus stop, in the car, at your desk at work, sitting across from your in-laws at Sunday dinner or while you are standing at the sink doing your dishes (yes, I don’t have a dishwasher). The recommended time is 10 – 15 contractions three to four times a day. But if you’re like me, you’ll forget after the first session and become distracted by fourteen zillion other things that you need to do in one day and suddenly you aren’t getting in enough repetitions to really make a difference. But what if there was a “toy” that could help you with the excercise? What if there was something that you could insert into the vagina and squeeze like a tension ball training your muscles to contract on it? Well it does exist!

Exercising with the “Magic Banana” will not only improve the strength of the pelvic floor but also allow you to control the muscle at will giving you complete and utter power over your pelvis. And though it may look ridiculous to you at first, and slightly daunting, it is an item that will change the way you exercise this muscle and potentially vastly improve your sex life!

Allow me to paint a picture for you of what can happen if you take the time to properly excercise and strengthen this muscle…

I had been with Lamby for just over a year. He took a job in Mississauga so our previously long distance relationship from Ottawa to Montreal turned into a longer relationship Ottawa to Toronto. I had been selling vibrators for almost a year and started to use one of the beaded toys to help me isolate the Kegel muscles around it and improve my control. Consider it my crude substitute for the brilliance that would become the “Magic Banana”.

Lamby and I had spent a month apart. In that time, along with using the toy, I would exercise the muscle while sitting at a table writing recaps for my sales or while I sorted my vibrator bags and opened new stock. I felt as tight and in control as I had heard the pretty girls who took ballet were when I was in University. It was the stuff of legends.

We decided to meet half way in Kingston at the Days Inn to rekindle our love. Feeling particularly playful, I said to the nice man James at the front desk, “I just paid $50 for this guy here. I’m not from around these parts so can you tell me if that is a fair price?” To Lamby’s credit, he simply smiled quietly and waited for James’ reaction as I did.

“Excuse me, ma’am?”

“I said I paid $50 for him. I’m not sure if that was a good price.” James looked from me to Lamby and then back at me again. His expression looked at once nervous, scared and skeptical. He quickly handed me our room key and pointed me in the direction of the back lot where we could park without saying another word.

Lamby laughed in the parking lot. “I don’t think James understood your sense of humour”. It was those moments, when he let me be myself and seemed to really enjoy my sense of humour, that I liked him best. Later in the room, while we were having sex I decided to work my strong new muscles to the sheer delight and orgasmic joy of both of us. The sex was so intense and incredible that I screamed louder than air raid siren and hooted like my sports team had just won the big game.

A half hour later we were in the shower together the phone started to ring. “Who could be calling us?” I asked him. “I don’t know anyone here, do you?” he asked. He exited the shower while I tried to listen over the down pouring of water. As I towelled off he came into the bathroom, his chest puffed up like a peacock.

“Who was it on the phone?”

“It was James,” he said, his smile wider than any other time I had ever seen it. “He called to see if everything was okay in here.”

“You mean he heard me screaming?”

“Yup!” Lamby said with pride. “I made my woman scream so loud that they could hear her all the way at the front desk!”

I was mortified for hours! I contemplated every way I could to get out of the hotel without anyone seeing us until I finally came to the resolution that we were two consenting adults and that we hadn’t done anything wrong. So what if I was a bit loud? It was some of the best sex I had ever had and I had worked hard for a month on the muscle that helped me improve the experience. I earned every one of those throaty moans and orgasmic yelps of bliss.

At the restaurant the server came over, handed us our menus and then asked if we wanted anything to drink. I rubbed my throat and said, “As a matter of fact, I am a bit parched” to which he replied, “I’ll bet you are” and gave me the strangest look. It wasn’t until I saw him chatting with James from the front desk that I realized we were the talk of the hotel. Lamby sat back when he made the same realization, his chest puffed up and proud again while I slunk so low in the booth that I almost fell off the bench.

And this kind of improvement was done before I even knew about the “Magic Banana”! It just goes to show the magnitude of the results that can happen when you properly exercise and strengthen this muscle. When this muscle is strong, some women experience more intense orgasms due to increased blood flow to the area. Their partners will also enjoy the internal massage they receive on their penis and self-play will also be enhanced as increased control can be applied to any vibrator or dildo.

The “Magic Banana” makes the workout easy and allows you to focus your attention on expanding and contracting around the loop just as you would a resistance band for regular strength training. Use a good water based lubricant when you insert the toy and be sure to clean it with sex toy cleaner and let it air dry before your next use.

The other MAJOR advantage to this toy is that it stimulates the G-spot (oh yes, it does exist!)! If you’re wondering where that spot is, simply insert your finger into the vagina and crook it towards the outside wall (below the belly button) and then motion as though you were saying, “Come here, come here”. Don’t actually say “Come here, come here” because someone walking by might here you and interrupt you while you are sexploring ;) At first, stimulating this area will make you feel as though you are going to pee, but once you get past that feeling, you will slip into a wonderous stratosphere above that sensation that is the direct road to the kind of orgasm that will have you smiling – and possibly changing the sheets – all day long!

The “Magic Banana” can be gently twirled inside the vaginal cavity so that it brushes over the G-spot – a super lovely freaky feeling – and if you feel adventurous, you can add clitoral stimulation at the same time to ensure a greater chance of a soak-sational sensation!

This may not seem on the surface like the most fun of all the toys one can own in a sex trunk, but it is one that will not only improve the quality of your sex life but will also improve your sexual health. Pick up the “Magic Banana” at Wicked Wanda‰Û÷s and start your New Year’s resolution for improved health and wellness with an exercise you can’t do in the gym – unless they are SUPER progressive – but one that will give you benefits for years and year to cum. Er, come.

It isn’t a banana, that’s for sure. Is it magic? I don’t know about that. One thing’s for sure though, if you use the “Magic Banana”, the next time you have a big laugh, you won’t pee yourself too. And I don’t know about you, but I find that….very ap-peel-ing.

Jasmine Aziz

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