on November 21, 2019
on November 21, 2019
on February 09, 2017
Sometimes you just have to do it yourself. What woman hasn’t said that to herself at least half a dozen times in a week? It applies to everything, cleaning, laundry, cooking, anything., You cannot always depend on someone else to help (for about a million reasons we call life). Same goes for getting your orgasm too, sometimes you just have to do it yourself!
The Satisfyer Pro 2 is the new favourite DYS toy in my life! (DYS; Do yourself. Yes, I *think* I just made this up, it’s so fetch.)
I love its classy rose gold colouring! This toy could be mistaken for a body massager (technically, it is one of sorts). If you leave this charging on the beside table, no one is likely to do a double take walking by (which for myself who has roommates, that’s a pro). From my experience over the last few weeks it does not require constant charging, seems to hold a charge fairly well for a long period of time. It’s your basic charger, one end is a USB, and the other is a magnetic charger that doesn’t easily come out of place if you knock it and it is easy to attach. I charged it while gone during the day, so I cannot say anything to how long it takes to charge.I can’t say much for the box packaging, as I didn’t get the box with it on pick-up (the boxes on the shelf looked nice though). I did receive it in sealed plastic wrapping, which is reassuring since no one wants to get a toy that they can’t be sure hasn’t been touched by a stranger. It came with charger and easy to read instruction booklet.
This toy is very light weight, easily held and maneuvered. Over a period of extended use your wrist isn’t going to be stiff the next day. I love the silicone nozzle, it is soft and gentle on your skin. As someone who is sometimes sensitive down there to textures, I really enjoy the material used. It has only two buttons, thank goodness! I can’t stand the twist things a lot of toys have. The buttons are self explanatory, easily maneuvered to start and a breeze to change settings up, without throwing off your groove, when you need a little bit more.
How it works; this is a strictly clitoral stimulation toy. The lovely silicone nozzle is placed directly on your clit, and then you’re off to the races. I like to turn mine on before placing, but I’m sure you could place and then start if you so desired. It does not need to be moved once in place, trust me! What the SP2 does is gives you a sort of pulsation, I find it hard to describe honestly. It’s somewhere between a pulsation, vibration and suction. Whatever it is, however you describe it, it works! And there’s so many different settings! There is one for everyone I promise (or a combination of different ones). If you’re feeling easy, or if your body is playing hard to get, it doesn’t matter. I have had zero troubles getting the job done with the SP2, sometimes way faster than I am used to.
Something else awesome about the SP2? It’s completely water proof! Like, not just use it and be done water proof. I accidently knocked it in the tub while it was on the side and it stayed in there fully submerged for a good 15 minutes until I noticed. It’s a different sensation when you are using it underwater, maybe it’s because I’m fairly sensitive but to me the experience in water was more intense than the non-water use. Perhaps its because the pulsation is now also moving the water around on your clit, I am not sure the science behind it, but wow!
My biggest like for the SP2 is the fact that it is quiet. To some this may seem like a trivial thing. But for me, who has roommates, and who likes her me time to be me time, I don’t want to broadcast to my whole house what I am doing. With other toys it’s like I’m building a blanket fort trying to dampen the buzz of the vibration. The SP2 is wonderfully quiet, I can lay back an enjoy without the sound proofing ordeal of the past. Even in the bath/shower I didn’t have to worry about an echo from the tub or the tiled walls in the room.
My man is all for my getting my O (even if he’s not involved), he always does his best to make sure I get it when we play, even if extra stimulation is needed on occasion (God love him). Last week we needed the extra help. He dove into the box and pulled out the SP2, and of course, wanted to try it. We have a habit of taking toys for one and making them toys for two. So, a position change to our favourite then adding the SP2, next thing I knew the task was done. The pulsation paired with Him had me soaring high in a matter of minutes. It was easy to hold onto and in position while still holding my body position for what he was doing so that he could get his after he got me mine.
In my humble opinion the SP2 is a win on all counts, I am very grateful to have this toy in my collection!
Anyone who hasn’t bought a Valentines day gift for their girl yet, hint hint.
on December 02, 2016
I'm not much for penetration when I masturbate, don't get me wrong -when I need a thorough solo-boning I'll bring out all of the stops but usually it's just my good old Veronica (Hitachi rechargeable Vibe) that gets me through the long nights. But there are those nights... and I think most people know what I mean, you practically rip off your clothing and enjoy the buffet of orgasms possible with your toy collection, veggies or otherwise. My go to for those nights is without a doubt Fun Factory's Magnum dildo. It is incredibly smooth, shaped beautifully and makes my vagina (recently named the devil cave) very very happy.
Since my employment in a sex store, I've seen a lot of dildos... a lot and there is worlds of differences between them that is really important to consider when buying yourself a new one. For me, I always look for a phallic but not life-like dildo, that it's good quality, will last forever and can be used for multiple types of play and the magnum is so far my favorite on the dildo-tastic market.
1. Phallic but not life-like: Everyone is different what preference they have on this front but for me the shape of the toy must be functional, classy and easily cleaned. The Magnum is one solid piece of 100% medical-grade silicone (meaning that soap and water cleans it beautifully) and the shape is great for following the natural anatomy of the female body for penetration. Not too soft to be floppy (too many floppy cock jokes here) but not too firm to be painful. I usually recommend using water-based lubricants with this one- my favorite being Sutil!
2. Quality: The elegant design makes me feel like I am treating my pussy like a princess that deserves quality but also functionality. While the price tag on this sucker is steep at $89.99 (plus taxes), you'd not have to buy another dildo for ages because the materials it is made out of is so luxuriously durable and sturdy for the long hall.
3. Multiple Uses: So this can be just a basic dildo- insert into your snatch and ride like you're in the rodeo but the possibilities are infinitely more awesome then just that! It has a suction cup base so putting the dong onto a smooth surface like a wall or in the shower (so gooood) can really spice up your fun time. It is also strap-on harness compatible with the flared base and can also function as an awesome anal tool for the same reason. Furthermore, playing with this badboy with a partner can be a lot of fun too. I particularly love pairing it with either vibration onto my clit or if I want to feel really fun that day- pairing it with a vibrating butt plug.
You can even make vibration carry through the toy itself by placing a bullet or whatever your favorite vibe is against the base of the toy. Wow, is that an amazing feeling!
To be honest, I have very few criticisms for this toy. I find it incredibly irritating when companies advertise that a product is water-proof and in fact is not, but also when it is so obviously water-proof because there is literally nothing inside of it. That is the case with this toy- Fun Factory is all proud that it is water-proof and it is just a single piece of well shaped, orgasm-polooza making silicone goodness- no batteries required. More of a pet-peeve then a real criticism but something to be critical about any time you are researching a sex toy.
Otherwise, I wish it was a little long so that some of it can be used as a handle. At times it is awkward when you want to get that hard pounding happening and have to grasp onto the little base. My tiny ass hands are still not small enough to be able to get a cervix busting speed and power with the base. Though a good alternative to this problem is using a wall to bounce onto. Oh and you've got to try your coffee table too, perfect height... trust me, just clean before your guest come over next.
Lastly, I wish the price was not as expensive only because I think everyone should have this toy but when you consider how many cheap toys you'll end up buying during the time you'd have this guy- it turns into a deal in the long-run.
Overall, I love this toy and this company. They have many products that are not only beautifully made but thoughtfully shaped to what the body wants.
Top marks for this dildo!
- For vaginal and anal use
- At 18 cm it is the second largest DILDO from FUN FACTORY
- The curved tip with a glans shape stimulates the g-spot or prostate
- The wide base pleasures the surrounding erogenous zones and makes MAGNUM 100% safe for anal
- Smooth surface and sleek design
- Firm, yet pleasantly flexible silicone shaft
- Special suction base that allows the MAGNUM to adhere to smooth surfaces and walls
- Suitable for use with a harness
- 100% medical-grade silicone
All FUN FACTORY toys are invented, developed, designed AND produced in Bremen, Germany.
on October 22, 2016
It was early evening on a Sunday, and we had just come off a lovely weekend full of rest and relaxation. It was a fall day through and through, brisk wind, warm wet scotch, and comfy clothes. After a few cocktails and records, clothes playfully littered the kitchen floor.
My wife then motioned to me she would be back in a moment, leaving me fully exposed upon the vinyl massage table- sitting in the living room, in full view of our neighbors. She returned with a small grey box in her hand, and a big, devious, kinky smile. It read B-Balls Anal Toy.
I was instantly intrigued and silently nervous. She then commented on how she was worried it might be too big for her to take inside her ass. I agreed, and she smiled and said, “maybe you could?”. I smiled and said I would try.
To give some background, we both enjoy anal play; tried prostate stimulation, fingers, tongues, and toys many times before. We enjoy both the feeling of penetration and the fullness a toy or finger can offer, when reaching orgasm. I leaned back on the massage table and with some gentle teasing and lube, I managed to insert the B Ball into my ass, taking the first of two medium-sized beads inside me. The size was perfect. Along with my wife slowly sucking my dick and tugging on the toy, it definitely had my cock rock hard and throbbing.
After a few more minutes, I slowly and more gently, slid the last bead into my ass, as it was slightly bigger than the first. My ass was now completely full. We forgot to mention the little internal balls inside each bead, that give you an altered sense of vibration, the feeling you get when using Ben Wa Balls (hence, the name).
I was immediately so aroused, I flipped my wife on her back, spread her legs, and slid my cock inside her wet, waiting pussy. Thrusting into her, sliding in and out, coupled with the sensation of a light continual vibration in my ass stimulating my prostate, had all my pistons firing.
After another 15-20 minutes of hardcore sport fucking, and the B Ball deep in my ass, my wife came incredibly hard, shaking from the intensity. She then flipped me over and began to stroke and suck my cock, in the same motion; eventually I blew my load all over. My muscles tightened activating my prostate, once again, causing an incredibly deep and satisfying release.
This one is a winner: naughty, unconventional, approachable, yet kinky. Erotic meets ergonomics and the clean up is quick and easy.
As a couple, this toy heightened both of our orgasms in a variety of ways. The price tag is affordable and it can serve as a multi-purpose toy in any household. We would give it 2 thumbs up and 2 fingers in!
The Average Hoes J
Thank you to The Average Hoes for their sexy review of Fun Factory's anal toy the B-Balls. These anal toys can be found online and in our store today. These toys are unique for their weighted quality which moves as you do. It is also made of fantastic silicone so it is easy to clean with soap and water, and it has a smooth, pleasurable feel as it is inserted. We would also recommend using lubricant specifically made for booty play such as Sutil by Hathor or Sliquid's Sassy.